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Missing childhood? Then see which are the 20 most bizarre toys in the world!
Do you want to know which are the most bizarre toys in the world? If yes, then check out our text! There are several references that you will recognize!
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Who doesn't miss their childhood, when everything was fun and partying and there were no bills to pay, right?
However, this important part of life can easily be traumatized if you come across one of the most bizarre of the world.
For example, for us Brazilians of the 80s and 90s generation, there was nothing more bizarre than the Fofão doll, the alien born on the fictional planet called “Fofolândia”.
The bad taste in terms of the character's beauty is undeniable, mainly because his name refers to anything but cute, don't you agree?
Inspired by him, we decided to select the 20 most bizarre toys in the world! Are you ready to be amazed by what has been created out there for kids? If yes, then let's go!
20. Uglier than Fofão
If Fofão was already ugly and in bad taste, then it's not even possible to explain what goes through our heads when we see the dolls below. In fact, it looks like they were rescued after the Chernobyl nuclear accident.
We strongly hope that these dolls were not sold as such to children and that they have undergone some vandalism or severe wear and tear over time.
After all, if the function of a toy is to entertain them, what would be the purpose of those who created them? Scare them? It can only be, because there's no way anyone can have fun with this in their hands!
19. From Chuck's family
The 80's and 90's generation might remember Chuck the killer doll.
The character, which came up with the horror movie, terrified these two generations who grew up watching the evil scenes of the demonic toy.
Now, take a good look at the photos above and tell us:
Doesn't it look like the two dolls are part of Chuck's family?
Although the features are not so similar, starting with the color, the truth is that these toys are just as terrifying as Chuck.
Could it be that its creators were inspired by it? Most likely yes, huh?
18. Impish Snow White
At the same time that the two generations mentioned above grew up watching the horror scenes of Chuck, the murderous doll, they were also able to live with the beautiful stories of the Brothers Grimm fairy tales.
One of them, for example, was of Snow White, the beautiful character who was almost killed by an evil and envious queen.
Because of the story, the image we have of Snow White is a beautiful girl, isn't it?
However, the person who created the doll above seems to have decided to fulfill the requests of the evil queen in the story…
This is because he ended up with any beauty that Snow White had when making this toy and, to make matters worse, he even painted her eyes red, looking like she was demonized. It turned out horrible!
17. Racist toy – part I
Without a doubt, among the most bizarre toys in the world, there are those with a racist nature. Even after so much struggle after the end of slavery, we still witness cruel scenes against people of African descent.
But the worst of all is when this prejudice is materialized in the form of a toy, which must be aimed at children.
First on our list is this bizarre comparison of a black doll to a monkey. Note that the track with “bebé” says monkey, making a clear connection with the animal.
Anyway, we have no words for the bad taste of this toy that encourages a child to be prejudiced.
16. Racist toy – part II
As if the toy above was not enough, the Barbie brand also created a doll with an extremely racist character.
In this case, it was the doll launched as part of the advertisement for the Oreo cookie, whose slogan was as follows:
“Black on the outside, white on the inside”.
The absurdity was so much that Mattel, the maker of Barbies, had a hard time explaining this launch.
The racism was so absurd that, obviously, the campaign received an avalanche of criticism and had to be canceled.
Good thing common sense spoke louder at that time!
15. Teletubbies walk different
We talked a lot about some characters from the 80s and 90s generations, like Fluffy, Chuck and Snow White.
However, it is clear that we could not leave out childhood memories of those who were children in the 2000s.
Among the most striking characters of this generation, the Teletubbies, formed by Tinky Winky, Dipsy, Laa-Laa and Po, were one of them.
For those who don't remember, Dipsy was the green character, who is horribly portrayed in the cell phone toy above.
The creator could have taken a little more care with the appearance, don't you agree?
14. The ugliest doll in the world
Let's be honest: is there any doll uglier than the one below?
Hard, huh?
Although their expressions are well done, very different from the toy above, the final result was a bit tragic.
The crying face, along with the lines of facial expression, made the doll a little aged, don't you think? Doesn't even look like a baby...
It was so ugly that it makes you want to cry together!
For this reason, he could not be left out of our list of the most bizarre toys in the world.
13. When whim and common sense are lacking
One thing we can see from this list: it seems that whimsy and common sense are two qualities that toy creators lack.
Let's see the case below, which is a doll half man and half horse.
In fact, the toy could even be cult if it made reference to the centaurs of Greek mythology.
However, as we can see from the toy box, this did not even cross the creator's mind!
Other than that, the lack of care taken by the manufacturer in making the man's face is clear. The bad quality screams from here!
12. Animal cruelty
Among the most bizarre toys in the world, we also have those that encourage animal cruelty, as is the case below.
Although you can't understand it well, it's a dog that was run over.
While the toy above doesn't explicitly encourage animal cruelty, it's kind of bizarre to think that a child would enjoy playing with a dog in these conditions.
With this, it normalizes scenes like these that, instead of creating empathy for the animal, make an animal with its guts out “fun” or “natural”.
At the very least, bizarre!
11. Normalizing wildlife
The toy below isn't as cruel as the one above, which has the dog run over with its guts out, but it's still strange to imagine a child playing with a baby seal captured by another animal.
Captured between quotes, right, because, in fact, she would be dead under these conditions.
And so we come to the halfway point of our post about the world's most bizarre toys!
If you thought that by now bad taste had crossed its bounds, then you have yet to see what comes next.
Calling the toys below bizarre is even an affectionate nickname!
10. The baby keyboard
Let's start light in this final part of our text about the world's most bizarre toys and talk about this baby keyboard.
Clearly, it's a little worn out with such use, but why embed an instrument in a child's body? What is the purpose of this?
Look, there are toy makers who would need to have their creative juices cut a little short.
Placing a keyboard alongside a crawling baby is, at the very least, no sense. Other than that the aesthetics as a whole are terrible!
09. The pregnant baby
When we say that the toy makers' creativity would need to be slightly pruned, that's exactly what we're talking about!
Raising a pregnant baby overcomes any limit of notion – or lack thereof.
Worst of all is that, if it weren't enough for the older baby to be pregnant, the newborn, if we can refer to it that way, ALSO IS!
Definitely, this is the kind of thing that we lack even words to explain how absurd it all is. Unbelievable!
08. The Pregnant Teenage Barbie
In the same vein as “clueless pregnancy”, we have the pregnant teen barbie.
Although this is the reality of many girls, was it really necessary to have created a doll that made this type of analogy?
It's not up to us to judge a teenager's pregnancy. However, barbies are designed for children and normalizing this type of situation is somewhat worrying.
This is because we are well aware of the consequences for these girls, who are often single mothers and have no family support:
They interrupt their studies, start working to support the child, suffer prejudice from others, do not become professional... In short, life changes completely.
07. Getting shocked for nothing
How about a toy that you get shocked for nothing, huh?
It sounds like a joke, but it's not! The idea of the game below is to press the light button before the other players. The last one to press simply gets a shock. So, is it good for you?
However, we need to point out something positive about this toy:
In its ad, you can clearly see that it was developed for adults.
That is, unlike children, an adult is aware of the attitudes they are taking. So if he wants to get shocked, that's his problem, right?
06. Child epilator
How about giving your child a doll so that she can start training her future profession as an epilator? So it is!
This is precisely the purpose of the toy below, which comes with a lot of fur for your child to “shave”. And there? Weird, isn't it?
If in this final stretch of our text about the most bizarre toys in the world the situation is already embarrassing, you can't imagine what we left for the end!
Seriously, one is worse than the other!
It's impossible not to feel ashamed of the toy manufacturer.
05. Pretty death
It's even hard to find words to explain how bizarre and disgusting this toy is, but let's try...
He refers to a decorated neck rope, in which the child has a “pretty death”, that is, a beautiful death. Yes, this is serious.
We believe that anyone with common sense should understand how troublesome this toy is.
Aimed at children, it romanticizes suicide, which is caused by depression, a disease that must be taken very seriously.
Or else, on the other side of the hypothesis, the toy makes homicide light.
Anyway, no words.
04. Simulating Russian Roulette
As problematic as the toy above, we have this one in which it is a weapon to simulate the so-called “Russian roulette”.
For those who don't know, this is a game of chance in which participants place a cartridge in one of the chambers of a revolver. The barrel of the revolver is rotated and closed so that the location of the bullet is unknown.
Participants point the revolver at their heads and shoot, risking probable death if the bullet is in the cocked chamber. Heavy, huh?
Description of Russian roulette aside, this is precisely the idea of \u200b\u200bthe toy above. By squeezing the gun, children may or may not get hit in the head.
Imagine your kids playing with this, even if it's a fake gun? Any parents in their right mind would never allow something like that.
03. Lego Nazi
Did you ever think that LEGO would be on our list of the most bizarre toys in the world? Yeah, but he is!
The brand, which is world-renowned and admired by everyone, has created a somewhat atypical and very sad scenario: a nazi concentration camp.
Arguably, this was the most controversial LEGO creation of all time.
The not-so-great idea came from the Polish artist Zbigniew Free, which became publicly known thanks to this polemic.
Anyway, its enormous bad taste is undeniable, mainly because LEGO's target audience is children. No comments.
02. A Hitler for Your Son
And since we are talking about this sad moment in our history, which was the Second World War, how about getting to know this very dubious toy:
A Hitler doll, huh? Is it bizarre or very bizarre?
Whether it's a toy intended for children or adults, it's surreal to think that nowadays someone would buy something like that.
And you know what's the worst of all? This doll ended up on the shelves of a stand at 2014 Comic Con Experience, a geek fair that takes place annually in São Paulo.
01. Bolsonaro for children
To end our text on the most bizarre toys in the world, we have our current president of Brazil, Jair Bolsonaro, in doll format.
O "toy myth“, as it is called by its creators, was created in Belo Horizonte at the time of his pre-candidacy for the Presidency of the Republic and sold around R$120.
And detail: in the toy, Bolsonaro is armed!
So, did you like to know more about the most bizarre toys in the world?
Surely, there were some that you didn't even imagine that man had the courage to create them, right? But, as we said above, there are times when people's creativity needs to be pruned...
Since she's not, we deal with our other people's shame, right?
About the author / Priscilla de Cassia
Reviewed by / Junior Aguiar
Senior Editor
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